Friday 25 April 2014

"Have sex with me?"

This one had messaged me a few times today. He had sent me some lyrics to a song I didn't know (Queen Victoria by Leonard Cohen), and then got snarky when I got confused and asked him to explain. I finally Googled it, then told him off for being snarky. This is the response I got. He has given up all pretence.


so is there any chance you will ever have sex with me based on internet being our first impression and that i find you sexually attractive plus I think one day we will both die but while we are alive we could do anything we liked and have as much fun as we wanted without anyone stopping us even if we would only spoilt it all with having little in common later wouldn't it be worth it


Um, how about no.

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