You know the one. Some people can't stand it when you reject them, and they think the way to deal with it is to insult you or your partner. I'm not really sure what they ever hope to achieve: "Oh, well, now that you've told me you don't like him, I guess I'll date you instead"? Anyway, this guy is another from Fetlife. We spoke about three months ago, and during it, I was polite, but made it clear that he was outside of my age range. We had a nice chat, and he ended up ignoring me for whatever reason, and then randomly telling me to add him on Whatsapp, then insulting me when I refused ("oh dear... you sound annoying. Yes, probably best if we don't bother. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx". Like, chill). So anyway, I now have my partners, but only one listed on my profile. Note that this guy does not know me personally, and he's never even spoken to or met my partners. My thoughts in italics, as usual.
Him: You ended up with that drip? XD What are you, an overgrown scene kid? Who uses that face?
Me: Drip? I don't understand
Him: https://www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=chrome-psy… link to the definition of "drip". Note that it apparently means "a weak and ineffectual person.", which the mentioned partner certainly is not.
Me: Yes dear, I know what a drip is. I just don't understand what you're referring to in relation to me. I call people "dear" when I dislike them
Him: i'm talking about the slender fellow my dear.
Me: You know him?
Him: No, I would't hand around with such a creature :) I really don't get this- he doesn't know the guy, or anything about him
Me: How do you know you wouldn't if you don't know him? What's the problem anyway?
Him: Well, that would be because I am very judgmental :) No problem, just enjoying the chit chat xxxxxxxxxxxxx At this point, I and the partner were reading this together, equal parts amused and confused
Me: I'm really confused right now. Do you have an actual problem with him or are you still sore about rejection?
Him: hahahaha! love it. I don't know him so I don't really have a problem, I just think he looks a bit....unusual. Like seriously, what? You dislike a stranger based on the fact that he looks different to you? You argue and insult me and him based on that? To be rejected would mean that I first had to try, that was not the case my little friend :) Oh, here's the sore spot...
Me (well, partner, because I had given up trying to get sense from this guy): Hey. Afforementioned skinny guy here. Things are pretty good between the three of us. How are your relationships going?
Him (warning: he's gross): Hey skinny guy,
Yeah not so bad thanks, couple of sluts on the side (you know how it is i'm sure). not responding to that- we have no sluts, and we are not sluts
Actually traveled to Dearham to meet a girl who I was chatting to on Fetlife the other day- I ended up facefucking her in the layby which was romantic....being honest though she was a bit of a skank so nothing to be proud of with that escapade.
Prior to that I was seeing some girl who I met off of POF- things went well until I decided to fill the sink full of cold water and semi-drown her whilst dishing out hard anal sex... don't think that was her preference but "hey ho" we must try these things.
Not a huge amount lined up but i'm looking forward to the 13th- i'm traveling to meet another person from FET. Shes into ultra-violent sex which should be fun.
I have a plan to force feed her my piss but don't think it would be appropriate to go into at 11:25 am on a Tuesday.
So it's been a real pleasure conversing with you; however, sadly I must depart (work and all that jazz).
Wishing you both an enjoyable week and do be careful not to break any bones you little love bomb :)
Much love
MHS his username initials
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Seriously, this guy thinks he's such a babe. He makes me cringe.
Me/partner, when we finished laughing: I got engaged last week. It's awesome having a deep and meaningful connection with a person...even better with two. Have fun with your one-off encounters. To clarify: My partners got engaged. They were together before I came along. I am not engaged and do not plan to be... I do plan to buy diamonds, though
Him: Ok princess. Think of all the fun i'm having when she stops making the effort :)
We gave up here, and went to show the other partner. She thought it was strange but funny. Personally, I'd rather think of the connection we have than the sex with strangers he enjoys... Each to their own, but we value emotion more. Why would we stop "making the effort", anyway? These people... I want to knock my head against a wall, but laugh at them at the same time.
