"Hello thingie"

I woke up to this message this morning, from a man who is 38 years old (literally twice my age), and who lives a few cities south of me. Note: I work in a store called Maplin, and the adverts refer to us as Maplineers. Not thingies.

Hello Mapliengeer thingy ;-) Fancy a chat?

Spelling is hard, right? Kind of wondering why the winky face is there, as well...

Aside from that, some genius has sent me "Hey". Like, what do I do with that? I replied "Hello." and have had no reply for several hours. I have just looked and apparently he's online- perhaps he realises that t here's not much you can say to that? Ah well- I have no real creepers to report, just these guys. I guess that's good!